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But it was good day.
Chuck Norris is expected to win gold in every swimming competition at the 2008 Beijing Olympics, even though Chuck Norris does not swim.
Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage.Entry 560Time:7:02pmMood: Aggravated,.k.Damn I wish I was with her.When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris." * Chuck Norris's show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.
There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul.
'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.I don't know what we are having.Its only 18minutes in the case but yeah that sucks arse.# Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!" # Chuck Norris once bet nasa he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit.# If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'til." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.# The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris.Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes.When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.Steaks in one hour.